As much as I like strange and unusual games, there are just some games I'm eternally thankful I don't have to play.

In the video above, from last night's premiere of The Pete Holmes Show, Pete shows off some of his favorite obscure (fictional) games.

Just thank your lucky stars none of those exist.

[Via The Pete Holmes Show]

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