Seeing as gun control is such a hot-button topic in the US, the most successful arguments (from either side) often have to be the most subtle. And this might be the first time the use of duelling dildos has ever been seen as…subtle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHeXC7L85s
So, yeah, keep your weapons of war locked up and away from prying fingers. Or someone will have an eye out.
