In This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names

The game's developers are so not dicking around, because doing so would be a complete cock up.

Ikare Chinpo-ya (いかれちんぽ屋) is an upcoming boys' love computer game that features a protagonist named, literally, "Angry Cock Merchant" ("Ikare Chinpo-ya" or いかれちんぽ屋). There's also his mouse friend named "Benis" ("Benisu" or ベニス), the "Detective of Buck Naked" ("Keiji no Mappadaka" or 刑事の真裸), "Tingaling" ("Otin-tin" or オティン=ティン, a word play on "ochinchin" or "penis"), and "Galilei Penis" ("Garirei Chinpo" or ガリレィ=チンポ). So. Many. Dick names.

The protagonist's moniker, however, seems based on a Japanese wordplay for the 1950s Japanese slang "ikare ponchi" (いかれぽんち), which means to "deceive" or "hoodwink" someone.

In This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names

This was originally an April Fool's joke, but in the latest issue of B-Cool, a boys' love magazine aimed at Japanese women, it's apparently being turned into a game. This is no joke! (Actually, it is, but let's all play along.)

The game's developers are currently busy preparing the game's teaser site and laughing at dick jokes.

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