I Wish The Movie Turtles Looked More Like Build-A-Bear's Turtles

Available today online and in-stores Friday, Build-A-Bear Workshop's take on Nickelodeon's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is going to cost me at least $140. Considering the alternatives, I think it's worth it.

As most stores begin filling up with these:

I Wish The Movie Turtles Looked More Like Build-A-Bear's Turtles

It was such a wonderful relief to see these plush turtles show up in my Build-A-Bear Workshop newsletter today (don't ask (ponies)). At $25 apiece naked and $35 with their signature weapons, these are the Donatello, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael I want clogging up my shelves.

I Wish The Movie Turtles Looked More Like Build-A-Bear's Turtles

Oh my god their shells come off. And look!

I Wish The Movie Turtles Looked More Like Build-A-Bear's Turtles

For $16 you can dress a bear up as Shredder!

These make me so ridiculously happy. All of this is now available over at Build-A-Bear's website, or you can go to one of their mall locations on Friday and awkwardly stand in line with children.