Grand Theft Auto V’s New Viral Video Says “Sperm Does Not Exist”

Way back in August of last year, Rockstar Games started putting out weird tweets into a feed for the Epsilon Program, a religious cult that appeared in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and GTA IV. Now, the NYC-based developer is featuring an Epsilonism promo video on their official page. A thread on NeoGAF alleges that there’s in-game footage in the looping promo clip.

Do those rolling waves and floating clouds look like they’re the product of Rockstar’s RAGE game-building suite to you? Will one of GTA V’s three playable characters be following the 12 Tenets of Epsilonism. “Directions will be provided in one week's time,” says the post on Rockstar’s official site. Kifflom to that.