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THIS IS NOT FAIR | ATLANTA, GA : What kind of cruel toy manufacturer creates plush versions of festive treats that you cannot technically digest? (Photo by Michael Fahey)


What Kind Of Cruel Joke Is This?SThe Best New Idea In Zombie Video Games Lurches Through Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City

That moment I knew Resident Evil: Raccoon City could be a multiplayer game worth playing was when I turned the tables on my attacker. The game is a third-person shooter. You can play it competitively, and, as is possible in many games of this type, an enemy player can get the jump on you. More »


What Kind Of Cruel Joke Is This?A Musical Complaint About Final Fantasy XIII

In today's Speak-Up on Kotaku, commenter Konaa finishes Final Fantasy XIII "mostly" enjoys it, except for that damn Leona Lewis song. More »


What Kind Of Cruel Joke Is This?SRatchet & Clank: All 4 One Gives Me Warm Feelings Of Toobin', Gauntlet And Pixar

Yesterday, we got a new look at Insomniac Games' Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One, a sneak peek that started with series heroes Ratchet and Clank speaking with a plucky little munchkin, the kind one might see chubby cheeked and adorably voiced in a Pixar movie. More »


What Kind Of Cruel Joke Is This?SThe Chimera Have Won The War In Resistance 3 (And, Great, Now They Have Invisible Snipers)

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What Kind Of Cruel Joke Is This?SHow Thick Should Chun-Li's Thighs Be?

Last week, in Miami, Yoshinori Ono, the cheerful, jokey lead producer of the Street Fighter series had just shown off his team's new game, Street Fighter X Tekken. He and I were just about done talking about it. I had time for one more question. I need only one more answered: "How thick are Chun-Li's legs allowed to be?" More »




It is growing dangerously close to Easter, the one day when stuffing your face full of sugar coated in even more sugar is considered acceptable behavior. Emily and I stumbled across this set of plush sugar-coated marshmallow Peeps at Toys 'R' Us the other day, and purchased them thinking it would curb or desire for puffed rabbits and chickies. Now our days are spent making sure the other one doesn't choke to death on them. –Michael Fahey

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