I don't know how you should feel about seeing Epic Games president Mike Capps in the shower. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about a game that urges me to preorder by calling me "dick tits."

This is the first in a series of promotional videos for Bulletstorm known as "Bulletpoints," an obvious homage to the Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey shorts that used to run during Saturday Night Live.


Not bad, though I don't see the point of calling me names. And here I thought Bulletstorm was made of classier stuff.

Now I am going to worry all day that my breasts look like a penis. Thanks, Epic.