The Onion Reveals Modern Warfare 3

Modern Warfare 2 is nice and all, but The Onion has the scoop on Modern Warfare 3 - the most realistic military experience ever created.

Cleaning humvees and complaining about cell phone coverage? Count me in! The only thing missing in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is a feature where once you get killed the game disc implodes and you're never allowed to play again. Well, at least not until the zombie DLC comes out.

Thanks Paul for the link!

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