And again, the Red Alert 3 marketing team outdo themselves, somehow taking Ric Flair and his figure-four leglock and turning it into a heart-warming Command & Conquer-related Valentines Day message.

It's just one in a series of videos EA threw together for the day, some featuring British working class vixen Gemma Atkinson, others the slightly dead-eyed Australian Holly Vallance, but sadly, none featuring Tim Curry or JK Simmons.

[Red Alert 3 @ YouTube]

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