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    Image of Insomnia Bob Insomnia Bob
    02/14/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Wishes You A Happy, Strangely Violent Valentines Day
    RA3: Because what the RTS genre REALLY needs is more B-List Celebrities.


    ...also, is Ric Flair insinuating he's that if you're single on Valentine's Day he's going to rape you?


    Or is he just saying that he's going to be the top loaf of bread on a 'Yer Girlfriend Sammich'?

     Reply
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    02/14/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Wishes You A Happy, Strangely Violent Valentines Day
    I hope no one bleeds all over the bed shits this valentines day. I'm not wishing anyone a red valentine :(


    Sheets are expensive and if you have to throw out your old bedding set to get a matching set then that's at least the price of a game to do so.


    We all know red valentines happen because people try to fit things in places they know it wont fit well into and then they get rough. Don't do it at home people... you could have bought a new game :(

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    Image of Zolbrod Zolbrod
    02/14/09

    @okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): Bed Shits!?

    Remind me never to have a sleep-over at your place...
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    02/14/09

    @Zolbrod: Oh darn! I screwed up that spelling :(
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    Image of Moduserous Moduserous
    02/13/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Wishes You A Happy, Strangely Violent Valentines Day
    'D hll...?


    www.ThJR.cm

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    Image of Duin Duin
    02/14/09

    @Moduserous: Okay, this one is rather perplexing.


    Hmmm... What ya trying to say boy? Timmy fell down the well? What did he say on the way down?


    Wooooooo?

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    Image of the_forbiden_one the_forbiden_one
    02/13/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Wishes You A Happy, Strangely Violent Valentines Day
    Its 12:38 her not an alchoholic but have a happy valentine day with your family, friends, lover, girlfriend or boyfriend, and your console!!!
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    Image of SixDemonBag SixDemonBag
    02/14/09

    @the_forbiden_one: It would appear that my love life, much like my console is going to be hand-held this year.
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    Image of You Are My Friend! You Are My Friend!
    02/14/09

    @SixDemonBag: So, what, you have sex with your DS?
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    Image of Gossy... Fortune and Glory Gossy... Fortune and Glory
    02/14/09

    @You Are My Friend!: A swing and a miss.
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    Image of DugDawg DugDawg
    02/11/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Knocked Out By Man In Bear Suit In The Name Of Red Alert 3 Marketing Confirmed
    Asshole Commie bears that suckie punch you when you try to talk to chicks are the worst!
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    Image of Shiryu Shiryu
    02/11/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Knocked Out By Man In Bear Suit In The Name Of Red Alert 3 Marketing Confirmed
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Natch got smacked by the Bear from the East! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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    Image of enewtabie enewtabie
    02/10/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Knocked Out By Man In Bear Suit In The Name Of Red Alert 3 Marketing Confirmed
    The limonsine riding,jet flying ,cruise taking son of a gun just got sucker punched by the Russian Bear. Guess Flair and the Horsemen are gonna beat him up at a gas station like ol Dusty Rhodes back in the 80s.
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    Image of the-hypnotoad the-hypnotoad
    02/10/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Knocked Out By Man In Bear Suit In The Name Of Red Alert 3 Marketing Confirmed
    Why is that bear such a hater? The Nature Boy was just spitting some game and being waved on to second by the first-base coach.


    And then this bear gets all up in his business? I don't think so. You bet your ass its "to be continued..."


    Also, it's times like this I wish the thoroughly mediocre game part of this were better so I could justify purchasing. The turbo-hammy videos are so great.

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    Image of (Human) Gyaruson (Human) Gyaruson
    02/10/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Knocked Out By Man In Bear Suit In The Name Of Red Alert 3 Marketing Confirmed
    I love how the tag is "America's #1 Threat".


    I lol'd.

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    Image of Matt Southern Matt Southern
    02/10/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Knocked Out By Man In Bear Suit In The Name Of Red Alert 3 Marketing Confirmed
    It's actually pathetic to see a wrestling legend spend his retirement years this way.
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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    02/10/09

    @Matt Southern: Yeah it'd be so much better if Ric was busy getting drunk at weddings and getting arrested.


    /sandman'd

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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    02/11/09

    @Matt Southern: The guy made his career working out and oiling up so that he could roll around and slap other oiled up half naked men in front of thousands of white trash retards, half of which -- to this day -- think it's real.


    He was the star of an all male acrobatic soap opera and his name was "The Nature Boy"...


    This is the least embarrassing part of his entire life.

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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    02/11/09

    @Voyou_Charmant: Wow, what else has Nancy Grace taught you recently?
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    02/11/09

    @ChalkdustTorture: What does that even mean?
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    Image of Miksho Miksho
    02/10/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Knocked Out By Man In Bear Suit In The Name Of Red Alert 3 Marketing Confirmed
    THE NATURE BOY!


    WOOOOOOO!

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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    02/10/09

    In reply to Ric Flair Knocked Out By Man In Bear Suit In The Name Of Red Alert 3 Marketing Confirmed
    Too awesome for words.
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    Image of KillerBee KillerBee
    01/13/09

    In reply to Red Alert 3 For PS3 Is The "Ultimate Edition"
    Ultimately mediocre.
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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    01/13/09

    In reply to Red Alert 3 For PS3 Is The "Ultimate Edition"
    But is there a copy of the old Hellmarch on there? Otherwise the disc isn't too valuable.
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    Chalkdust was starred Chalkdust was unstarred
    Image of Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
    01/13/09

    In reply to Red Alert 3 For PS3 Is The "Ultimate Edition"
    ♫♪♫"Just them good ol' hoes,
    Never meanin' no harm,
    Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born...♫♪♫
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    Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was starred Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was unstarred
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