Just about everyone who can, I would think, with the rest playing Farming Simulator 15.

Gird your loins, everybody, because The Witcher III: Wild Hunt is going to be completely inescapable for the next several weeks. Sure, we’ll get the odd Destiny expansion shout out, and maybe the third episode of Life is Strange will do something interesting, but the rest will be all about that Geralt of Rivia and his witchering adventures.

Tuesday, May 19

  • The Witcher III: Wild Hunt β€” PC, PS4, Xbox One
  • Farming Simulator 15 β€” PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One
  • Hyperdimension Neptunia U: Action Unleashed β€” Vita
  • Destiny: House Of Wolves β€” PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One
  • Life is Strange Episode 3: Chaos Theory β€” PC, PS3, PS4, PC, Xbox 360, Xbox One
  • Aces of the Luftwaffe β€” PS4
  • Alien Shooter β€” Vita

Thursday, May 21

  • Swords and Soldiers II β€” Wii U eShop

Friday, May 22

  • Puzzle & Dragons + Puzzle & Dragons Super Mario Bros β€” 3DS
  • NASCAR β€˜15 β€” PS3, Xbox 360

Coming Soon

Tuesday, May 26

  • Badland: Game of the Year Edition β€” PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Vita
  • Magicka 2 β€” PC, PS4
  • Ultra Street Fighter IV β€” PS4
  • Akiba’s Trip: Undead and Undressed β€” PC

Wednesday, May 27

  • Rogue Legacy β€” Xbox One

Friday, May 29

  • Splatoon β€” Wii U
  • Arcania: The Complete Tale β€” PS4

Did I miss anything important? Anything you’re looking forward to on Steam or mobile? Sound off in the comments section, which is swimming with gravy.