Those daring boys at Simple Pickup tap into the video game vault once more, snagging digits left and right with some painful Pokémon pickup lines. This time they even dressed the part.

"A lot of black girls, some of them are too light. Some of them are too dark. But you? You're like the Perfect Dark." When Bay area pickup artists Simple Pickup are tasked with getting girls' phone numbers using lines incorporating video game titles, that was the best they could do.