The seventh Fast & the Furious movie is upon us. This is an exciting time.
You have to steel yourself before going to see a new movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It's an intense feat of mental conditioning, on par with the way Mr. Johnson hyped himself up before stepping into the ring during his glory days as a professional wrestler.
Dwayne Johnson. Better known as The Rock. Dwayne, "The Rock," Johnson. Need I say more?
WHY DOES HE KEEP REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON?!?!