If you're wondering why the graphics update for Land of Dragonrunes never came out, you only have the brutal hands of Tera spokesman and MMA legend Bas Rutten to blame. Well, that and the fact that the game doesn't technically exist.

My newly-created Priest character descended towards the mystical island upon his majestic flying steed amidst a squadron of legendary heroes. They spoke of the adventures to come, but I wasn't paying attention; I was focused on the glaring texture seam in the sky behind them.

Who wants to see if Tera's promise of action-driven massively multiplayer online role-playing combat rings true this weekend? I've got the beta keys, but you're going to have to work for them. Might want to stretch first.