The history of sex in video games is... not so sexy. Cara Ellison's "Gloriously Stupid History Of Sex In Games" feature on Vice looks back on the early days of sex in games, all the way up to the present. And you thought Custer's Revenge was a travesty. It gets worse—but also thankfully better.

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