Well, I’ll say this for Metaphor’s second major boss: If anyone was still really conflicted about being a childless cat lady, even after the last couple of months, Homo Jaluza should justify your life choices several times over. At the very least, a small, normal baby is a problem for 18 years. Homo Jaluzo just feels like you’re dealing with it for 18 years, and this thing is a lot bigger and screams a lot louder over time.
And sadly, because “track down the House Beneviento baby from Resident Evil Village and set these two up on a playdate” isn’t a menu option, it is still 100 percent your problem. It’s fine, though, we’ll give you all the lowdown on what to expect when you’re expecting.
Click on for our detailed guide on how to pacify this blighter. And be warned, there are spoilers for events that lead up to this second boss encounter.
