Otomedius Gorgeous!, Konami's cleavage-heavy entry in the Gradius spin-off series, gets something off its chest with new downloadable content.
The Xbox 360 port of the arcade original features three-player coop, the ability to upload and download replay data via Xbox LIVE, and a versus mode that lets the Otomedius girls take on bosses from previous Konami games. It also features lots of boobs.
Above is new character, Poinny, yours for 400 Microsoft Points. According to the character's bio, she has a "complex". Looking at her fellow Otomedius pilot, including new DLC character Esmeralda, it's not hard to see why.
Not everyone can have enormous breasts, you know. Not even video game characters, especially when they're ambiguous she-boys. That's just how it is.