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Two of us saw Ubisoft’s attempt at transmedia franchising, and we did not care for it. Not one bit.

Three of us on staff have been playing Watch Dogs 2. Two of us have finished it. We figured it was a good time to…

You find the strangest things at bankruptcy auctions. Like, say, PlayStation 4 development kits full of stuff from…

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Watch Dogs 2 is just a game, sitting on a screen, asking you to love it. Sometimes begging.

It’s the middle of the day, and I’ve spent the last couple of hours trying to figure out how to kill this stupid…

You know how the space stations you see in things like Mass Effect and Elysium are always bright and shiny and full…

Adam Jensen needs a nerf.

Some adventures cannot begin without naming your character. It’s when Final Fantasy Clouds can be Squalls. Or Freds.…

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