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We can't all be rock stars. Or can we? Why can't we all be rock stars? Who says we can't all be rock stars?
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A 3-4 hour journey through an RPG-flavored museum of bad game design and worse puns. A meditation on the rites of passage that define a veteran gamer. A hot fudge sundae whose ice cream is the platonic form of a game and whose hot fudge is literal hot fudge that I spilled all over my keyboard.
We can't all be rock stars. Or can we? Why can't we all be rock stars? Who says we can't all be rock stars?
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