Pretend Dead Friend

A gambling man once bet me a hundred dollars he could think of something I couldn't convincingly pretend to dislike…

It has come to my attention that we might, within a few short years, find ourselves living on a planet devoid of…

How would Tim write a Super Mario novel? Who is the David Mamet of video games? Why are gamers so inarticulate? What…

Is Super Mario Bros. 2 bad? Was the Sonic series ever good? Who is the Ben Kingsley of video games? What does that…

A globe of fire temporarily replaced a portion of the blackness on the horizon. The fire shimmered close to where my…

People always ask me what I do. I guess I look like the kind of guy who you'd be curious what I do. I'm pretty sure…

How did I get to E3? How did I get a VIP pass? I don't even know. The idea was that I would walk up to E3 and,…

I've always been quite sensitive to certain types of friction. (I considered writing that sentence 10 different…

The most common email response I received to my previous column ("Japan: It's Not Funny Anymore") was a perplexed…

We can't all be rock stars. Or can we? Why can't we all be rock stars? Who says we can't all be rock stars?