Fuck Quest

Yesterday I made the hardest choice in Dragon Age: Inquisition. I decided not to romance Iron Bull.

One moment, you’re on top of the world, the next, completely helpless. Weaponless, defenseless, and pretty much…

When an explosion at the Astral Academy scatters nine magical parchments to the four winds, a group of irresponsible…

Elex is a terribly constructed video game full of glitches, lag, eye-sores, and confusing mechanics. I would not…

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I recently finished the main plot of The Witcher 3. You might have been following my love affair with it through my s…

Where some RPGs are a little bit fiddly, Divinity: Original Sin 2 is downright daunting. It’s got systems inside of…

As I struggle to fall asleep after a night of Destiny 2, the game keeps running through my mind. It’s like getting a…

So, uh, I’ve been pretty fixated on the idea of a dungeon-crawl-slash-cooking show—a Dungeons & Dragons game where…

In December of 1999, at the tender age of eleven, I received Donkey Kong 64. It was a birthday gift from my parents…