Food Dude

I've been writing for Kotaku, off and on, since 2007. I've been reading it longer than that. One of the accounts I…

A game where you become a pro gamer... by playing games? How meta!

You're a young woman, crash-landed on an uncharted island in the south pacific. You're wounded, it's pouring rain;…

By now, a whole lot of folks have reviewed Halo 4. Our own Tina Amini played it, and liked it quite a bit.

I love bell peppers. You know who else loves bell peppers? Iron Chef's original chairman Takeshi Kaga. When news…

Los Angeles. Summer 1997. There was this guy named Kevin in the office I worked at who was obsessed with the notion…

Final Fantasy VII's Wikipedia entry is 6,596 words.The Wikipedia entry for William Shakespeare is 5,999 words. Let's…

"I could barely see my vision was so blurry and grey but I wasn't going down without a fight. I squeezed off as many…

Allow me to apologize, on the behalf of all game developers, for the 2012 Electronic Entertainment Expo.

"You guys might need some earplugs."
–Nullsleep, Blip Fest 2012