Eat or DIE!

<i>Mass Effect</i> Is Back, But It Seems Like Morality Meters Are Gone For Good

Mass Effect Is Back, But It Seems Like Morality Meters Are Gone For Good

Will you save the orphans or eat them? Will you blow up the planet or give it renewable energy and free healthcare?…

PublishedMay 28, 2021

Apologies To The Pig I Absolutely Obliterated In <i>Resident Evil Village</i>

Apologies To The Pig I Absolutely Obliterated In Resident Evil Village

In my Resident Evil Village review, I said that the scares were a little light for an installment in the popular…

Ian Walker

PublishedMay 7, 2021

Opinion

Enough With The Red Screen Of Almost-Death

Returnal, a relatively punishing action game out next week for PS5, treats your character being near death the way…

Ari Notis

PublishedApril 23, 2021

Where Did Gamer Snacks Come From, Anyway?

There are snacks, and then there are snacks for gamers. Through chalky chemical combinations of dubious repute, they…

PublishedMarch 26, 2021

<i>Valheim</i> Is Great Because It Doesn't Care About Boring Survival Stuff Like Starving And Pooping

Valheim Is Great Because It Doesn't Care About Boring Survival Stuff Like Starving And Pooping

Survival is a term you hear a lot in video games, but what does it actually mean? For some, it’s all about crafting…

PublishedMarch 5, 2021

Culture

I Ate The Giant Game Controller Gummy, And I Felt Like I Was Going To Die

Dear friends, if you are reading this post, it means I have died. Or I have consumed a giant video game…

PublishedFebruary 17, 2021

OpinionImpressions

Foregone Is So Much More Than A Dead Cells Clone

If you missed Foregone, fix that immediately. Foregone is incredible. Full stop.

Ari Notis

PublishedFebruary 12, 2021

<i>Bugsnax</i> Is<i> Mass Effect</i> And I Can (Somewhat) Prove It