Greetings, Kotaku readers, and welcome to one more week of unbearable toil. I mean... uh, good evening and thanks…
Try to get cry baby back to his crip, but be careful to avoid open electric sockets, poisons, fire in the stove. There are things to help along the way such as cookies, lollipops, candy bars and pacifies. If the baby meets any bad guys trying to kidnap him he squeezes the bottle and shoots them.
Greetings, Kotaku readers, and welcome to one more week of unbearable toil. I mean... uh, good evening and thanks…
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Bulletstorm developers People Can Fly get into the Christmas spirit with a lovingly decorated tree adorned with…
People always ask me what I do. I guess I look like the kind of guy who you'd be curious what I do. I'm pretty sure…
How did I get to E3? How did I get a VIP pass? I don't even know. The idea was that I would walk up to E3 and,…
Four interns enter, one game gets picked apart: That's right, it's time for Intern Deathmatch.
I've always been quite sensitive to certain types of friction. (I considered writing that sentence 10 different…
I can't think of another game so destroyed by its dialogue as Splinter Cell: Conviction; not by bad lines alone…
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