A Simple Survey

Soon, soon, soon. E3 starts soon. But that's next week. Today is? Today is Friday. Let's talk.

Hi! What's your name? My name is Brian. This is Tell Us Dammit, no, make that TELL US DAMMIT.

Hi Friday, how are you? Good? That's good. Let's talk.

Hey! Hey you!! It's Friday, let's talk.

Today I'd like to eat a hamburger. Know why? It's Friday. Time for burgers, time for TELL US DAMMIT.

Friday, Friday, Friday. It's Friday. You know what that means? It's Friday. Let's talk.

Hey! You!! Did you know it's Friday? I did. Good for me. Good for you.

You know it, you love it, it's Friday. Let's talk.

It's time for, you guessed it, time for me tell you it's time for TELL US DAMMIT.

Did you know today's Friday? We did. Oh yes, we did. Pull up a chair, pour yourself a glass of carrot juice, let's…