Don't You EVER Shave That Moustache, Mario

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Creepy. As spotted by reader Juan on an eBay consignment shop in Orlando, Florida.

DISCUSSION

avoaghguiguian
ZombieHipHop

Orlando? This seems more like a European/Asian thing to do.

Also, why are his eyes green!? Did you think we wouldn't notice ebay!?