Captain America
There’s a reason Captain America catches so many Tony Stark strays in the MCU movies: He’s a dork. While Chris Evans makes the dorkiness lovable, cosplaying as the most white bread-ass superhero, the one who just wears an American flag on his chest, is too much. It’s too earnest. And if you’re a somewhat handsome, muscular, white guy, it’s too predictable.
I once dated a guy who was obsessed with (and cosplayed as) Captain America, and he was also a guy who would watch himself in the mirror during sex. Do with that information what you will.
