Heisenberg, Resident Evil Village

I recognize you. I blocked you on Twitter, right? How’s your job at the Asheville escape room going?
You had way too many opinions on the Johnny Depp trial…it was scary. I know you’re super knowledgeable about microbrewed IPA beers, and Karl Heisenberg has a lot of fight in him as a mutated antihero, but neither of those things give you the right to talk over people.
Don’t you think you’re getting kind of old to be posting thirst traps to your 200 TikTok followers, too? Put the #cosplayking hashtag away.—AB
What are your spicy cosplay takes?