Chris Suellentrop's saved articles

Just getting pumped for next year’s Ready Player One film. Been rewatching lots of ‘80s classics. I didn't even know that was a fake hyperlink until right now. Read more

And that is why Steven Universe is the best show.

Playing the previous games in a series in preparation for a release you’re anticipating always sounds like a good idea, but in practice what ends up happening is you just burn yourself out on the world and mechanics before you even get to the thing that you were excited about. Read more

Dude, that screenshot is from super early Witcher 2 development when he still had the bug eyes and Mick Jagger lips. That pic gives me nightmares. Read more

Well if you don’t transfer your save from Witcher 2, a guy early in the game asks you all your major decisions from Witcher 2 (like who you did and didn’t kill and who you sided with), so those are actually some pretty major spoilers.
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You’re really not THAT far from the end of 2. Maybe 12-15 hours. Its worth the play through. Watch a walkthrough, or keep your phone on hand to google any “where the hell am I supposed to go” moments and you should have it done in no time.

I’m having a very similar experience playing Dragon Age: Origins and wanting to play Inquisition. I feel your pain Chris Read more

And The Witcher 3 will not spoil 2 anyway. The stories are not related. Just like the books released a prequel book years later, you can treat The Witcher 2 like a prequel. Or The Witcher 1 for that matter (although it is not as good). Read more

Well, after you play W3 maybe you can go back to W2 and think of it as a “DLC-prequel.” Because its a very, very good game! Read more

Your review reminded me of this classic from Roger Ebert, reviewing something distasteful with integrity. Read more

Thanks for your review, I stopped reading after you bragged about never drinking Surge. There’s obviously something wrong with you and we wouldn’t be friends. Read more