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You never relax for even the briefest of moments while driving in My Summer Car. At the best of times, any trip is a sphincter clinching journey of peril that will have you fighting controls that can end your wretched life in an instant. And even if you manage to wrestle that nightmare to the ground the game might… Read more
The dude the lady-character shot was trying to give away her position to Jason, so she stepped out, shot him, stunned Jason with a flare, then bailed. A couple people thanked the player for killing the dude, and I think one of them might have been the Jason. Read more
HOW DARE YOU TAKE TIME TO DELIVER QUALITY CONTENT! /s Read more
In PUBG, occasionally buildings don’t fully load in for me when I land at the beginning of a round. This is often NBD - I wait 10 or so seconds, they load, and I’m good.
I don’t know how these kids get those crazy Rocket League goals, I just go for touches lol. My 2 buddies posted these the other day
This is one of those things that you probably never wanted to see, and now that you’ve seen it, you just can’t look away.
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So that’s what Super Namekian 2 Piccolo looks like....
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That’s more disturbing than when Kermit rides a bike.
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Kinda late, but the episode before the previous episode to this one - I kinda died laughing watching it, and I’ve not been alive since. Read more
Geralt: “Lower.”
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Man, you missed being able to do a “Days of Thunder” quote for the Forza Clip. You could have done “You better go high, Cole.” or “You can drive through it!”
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Highlight reel is the highlight of my week. Read more
Gawd that last Battlegrounds clip was so good. Fuck that guy for being so full of himself. Hubris will truly destroy humanity. Read more