Chris Person's saved articles

Dat seagull isn't cute; he's metal as FUCK. Read more

wacky waving seemingly dead claw flailing crab and headbanging seagull is adorable. Read more

Yay! No filler this week! Good job and keep it up, Chris. Read more

Lord Porongus? Typical person from Argentina. Poronga means dick in a really mean way, a slang. Read more

Mistakes were made

He died bikause he didn't dodge in time. Read more

Hah, that DayZ video brings back great memories of horrible glitches while playing with friends :D Read more

Because those are the kinds of games in which these things tend to happen most often? Read more

You know that part in Tropic Thunder when Matthew Mcconaughey uses the TiVo to swat the grenade away? This made me think of that.

Chopper Photo Bomb! Incorrectly links to Arno's nuts. Read more

It's easier than NetHack, Though there's no pets as far as I can tell. There's more than one dungeon and a boss in each. I'd say it probably isn't as hardcore in-depth as NetHack but it has things like towns where you can buy all sorts which I like. Read more

Wait, is it you voicing these? Read more

Brilliantly subtle physics killed that last player. Omnoms. Read more

The last one is the best thing ever. Read more

"AM I BEING DETAINED?!" Read more

A phantom pain... Read more

That is simply amazing. Read more