Chris Person's discussions

YEP Read more

You have to turn the pitch and speed sliders up, tho. Read more

I'm calling you Yan Yan forever now.

* Nintendo will tacitly reference the Luigi Death Stare in a winky Nintendo Direct kinda way.

No, I actually asked for that one. Read more

WHERE IS THE TOAST?

Metal Gear's key appeal to me is letting me do shit I never would have asked to do. Read more

Oh man, I actually made that GIF :) Read more

I love that button so much. Read more

Well then you are in good company.

"Hmm...yes. These sure do look like computer parts alright. Boy howdy I'm a shutterstock model, and these sure are computer things. Yep. Yeeeep yep yep." Read more

*quickly hides Oberyn fanfic where Chris and the Red Viper live happily together in a castle by the sea* Read more

I was waiting for someone to notice that!

I love Bionic Commando! Both are really good at what they do (Also, the 2014 Strider is great if you like that). Read more

*spoilers* There is also a giant Mad Men era wife swap scene. Read more

Force of habit. Read more

Well if the person sets themselves on fire, they literally were not cool enough. Airtight legal defense, I say. Read more

I'll update the article to include that info. Read more

Awesome! Read more