@incredibilistic: Don't waste your breath. The rest of us Apple users make up for Crecente's sad Windows addiction. Read more
@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): "Dandy"? Homophobe! Read more
@andregalan: "Slow news day" is verboten! Just sit back and enjoy the ride. Read more
@dead_red_eyes: I did. In fact, I ran the Servotron fan club for a while and, well, other aspects of my relationship with Servotron are personal. Read more
Servotron? As in the human-killing musical robotic allegiance? How things have changed... Read more
@Ubersoldat19: ROFL Read more
@OmegaArchetype: And I have tiny hands! Read more
I don't own a single trucker hat, dammit! Read more
Holy shit. It's cel-shaded?! Read more
@ItsFizikal: Your wish is my command! Read more
@Shachihoko: *furiously pencils time into calendar* Read more
@Komrade Kayce: It's a full court press with Team Banhammer in 2009. Read more