Kenny's discussions

I'll be waiting for a PC release. Read more

I'd honestly like to play as a Hamlet-quoting Elcor. Read more

@:[NOTLIWS: Those glasses make the whole movie darker, and they drown out the colors and crispness of the picture. Its all a waste. Read more

I can't wait for this motion control fad to die. Read more

Judging by the household in which he was raised, its good to know that this kid will one day be a contributing member of society. Read more

Is Chris Brown the new Chris-Chan? Read more

Way to experience the outdoors, douche. Read more

Shaw would actually be pretty awesome in a fantasy epic. Read more

@jwadeTC7: Cedar Rapids is a shithole. The oat factory there makes it smell like ass 24/7. Read more

So Activision basically said, "Fuck you, we don't want to deal with your input on this game"? Read more

I'll admit I've done something similar when playing MW2 with friends, but I was very, very drunk. Read more

Meh, 80% of those are console ports. Read more

Ugh, there's not going to be any good PC games coming out this fall. Read more

Patents are so fucking stupid sometimes. Especially when it comes to technology based ones. Technology advances so quickly that something that might have been patented 5 years ago is already common knowledge. Read more

@goldscarlett: Phew, and there I thought I wasn't going to seriously offend somebody. Man was I worried. Read more

@Komrade Kayce: I honestly wish I never read that. Just goes to show what happens when you force two uninterested parties together for the sake of marketing. Read more

@Komrade Kayce: I like to think that he called himself Mr. Big whilst doing so. Read more

@Komrade Kayce: And I play Dragon Age in my Spongebob boxers, but no one seems to care :( Read more

I really want to complain about how Kotaku posts an article every time a celebrity's third cousin twice removed's half sister makes a comment about videogames on Twitter, but then again I'm too lazy take the 5 seconds to filter out Twitter posts, so... Read more

@NeVeRMoRe666: Oops, I got mixed up. The victim did only get 200k, but apparently Kotick payed her lawyer an extra million or so in another dispute. Read more