@S1LV3R_F0X: My, God. I laughed out loud for real. Read more
@S1LV3R_F0X: My, God. I laughed out loud for real. Read more
@PunkyChipsAhoy: "Dear Pesky Plumbers..." Read more
I don't mean to stroke Stephen's ego, but it's professional and lighthearted reviews like this that remind me why I [still] visit Kotaku. Being able to praise the game for what it is, but point out the things that may detract from the fun. Read more
"I know there are some exceptional Walmart employees out there...somewhere." Read more
I have to get this game. I will unleash my voice upon the Sackperson World. Read more
One less ugly thing to infuriate me in the Transformers movies. Read more
Ffffffffff- Read more
@Killer Toilet: I DON'T WANT YOUR PITTY, SIR. Read more
You didn't hear it from me, but Walmart is looking into doing the same thing. Read more
@Slinkytech: I love how the announcer calls it as a "REVENGE" or a "CLOSE CALL" at random. Read more
I never get rid of my games nowadays, mostly because I don't impulse buy. I TORTURE MYSELF over wether I'm going to buy a game or not and if I buy it, I sure as heck ain't trading it in for $5 of credit to someone else. Read more
Number nine is my favorite, hands down, if only because I can hear Brad Pit's desperate (and pathetic) voice along with it. Read more
@PhatsMahoney: The kid really slurs it in the actual movie, I always thought it was either/or. Read more
Someone in a bar once told Samus Aran it was bad luck to captain a ship with no name. Read more
That was a bit over the top. Read more
"Why is everyone on this show a f@#$ing Ninja?!" Read more
@Livingtarget: Is BAD COMPANY, he can't deny...: It's "Missingo" a notorious Pokemon glitch used for infinite items. Read more