*sigh* Just. . . Just go to hell, EA. =( Read more
Just change the name of the game please, for God's sake. Read more
@Monkey Majiks: From what I've read on Kotaku, it's an H-game that was censored and released on the PS3 in Japan. As the male hero, you must woo the ladies and "Soul Breed" with them in order to produce an heir to your awesomeness. Read more
@bialia: Why? Because they actually hired a writer that knows what they're doing? Because after 16 years the comic actually manages to intelligently bridge the gap between the games and the old cartoon series without the universe exploding? Because it's good fun and doesn't take itself too seriously? Because it must… Read more
As long as they don't throw items onto the fretboard. Read more
@trixareforchumps: Haha, not sure how much of that is a facetious jib, but my youth group's old Halo LAN parties were a blast. Read more
@Hey_Blinkon: Not only is the job thankless, but it's beginning to reach impossible. But hey, at least they're trying to have social interactivity that is not only a breeze to use, but also relatively safe and fun to use. Read more
@PaxtonAstypalaea-Prime: Don't take Luke's opinion on the game too seriously. I think a drunken Wii console may have run over his puppy while driving with the Wii Wheel, so I beleive he has a bit of a vendetta against motion controls and peripherals. Read more
@BubbleF**kingBuddy: I believe you just insulted Jhonen Vasquez by comparing him to Family Guy and 4Chan. Shame on you, sir. Read more
@Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku: But in the case of the Wii, none of that crap sells very well outside of established franchises like Ubisoft's line of kid's games. Read more
@Soldier_CLE: Haha, what did Yuji Naka actually do for the company besides program the original Sonic, produce, and drive a development team to near death because he didn't want them to use his NiGHTS code? Read more
In Bashcraft's defense, the original trailer blatantly pulled scenes from TF2 and just reanimated it frame by frame with their characters. Kotaku pointed that out. I don't think what other people did with that knowledge is directly the Kotaku editor's fault. It's not like they asked someone to make all of the…