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Mike Fahey
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Kotaku elder, lover of video games, keyboards, toys, snacks, and other unsavory things.

Yeah, no idea how that happened. I blame looking at baby feet. Read more

It’s not light, but it’s not quite an Xbox One controller with batteries in it. Read more

My 5-year-olds use wired controllers all the time. They all (Xbox One at least) come with breakaway cables to avoid tripping and tearing your console out. The only issue is one of them absently chews at the cable while watching TV, because he is a tiny monster. Read more

Just grab one of the older Lego Hobbit figures and do a little shirt swapping. Read more

Pretty sure you mean to take away from this. Read more

He’s fine, he went on to make Nier. Just had to realize his full potential.

My opinion would be completely different if they had these names. Read more

Basketball, football, wrestling, track—the coaches at my very competitive high school tried to get me into all of them. They even told other kids to go rough on me in gym to “awaken my competitive spirit.” Read more

An excellent point! I was 6'4" in 6th grade, so my frame of size reference isn’t quite the same. Read more

That would work, definitely. When I first discovered I could just add it I had the best heartburn for a week. Read more

The Whopper Jr. is a perfect size. The Whopper proper (stopper hopper) is too big. Read more

I am not proud, but this made me imagine tiny vagina sandwiches. Read more

Preaching to the people singing about it wearing robes. Bathing people, probably. Read more

That is not a thing. I mean, there is flop, but they don’t sway gently in the wind. Read more

Bonus screenshot:

Technically Megatron did “die”, and they seemed to get behind Starscream pretty fast following the Astrotrain brawl. Read more