András Neltz's saved articles

Ok so I'm sure this was asked before, but indulge me: if I like Samurai Pizza Cats a whole lot, am I a... Pizzabro? Brocat? Read more

Miss Representation Read more

How much you wanna bet that this ship's got a record on loop blasting "OBEY!, OBEY!" in all directions? xD

Ponies, man. First Warplanes, then Transformers, then Robot Chicken, then fucking Bob's Burgers, then goddamn Watch_Dogs, and now this game I don't think I've ever... wait, a diving simulation? DUDE. Why have I not heard of this. Read more

I heard the sad tale of the HMS Tranquility, It was a ship commisoned by bronies, one day, someone got angry and decided to burn all of the pinkamena plushies after their fanfiction got deleted off fimfiction. The ship sunk below the waves, thankfully, most bronies got away, but some drowned, in the wreck they found… Read more

Heh, not bad.

Some people will obviously hate it (because ponies), but it's whatever. Read more

The brony shipwreck is a metaphor for the fandom. Read more

Wtf... Read more

Was hard to spot the player amongst this mess

First thing I noticed was that horrible torch placement... I mean... If you're going to go all the way and make an amazing room like this... Why not spend the extra 30 seconds to make it symmetrical?

Amazing, nevertheless. Read more

uh, i built a house, dug a hole in a cave and made some armor and weapons out of gold ore... Read more

Hopefully this will be a spiritual sequel to Advanced Lawnmower Simulator for the ZX Spectrum. There's not been a game released in 26 years that matches it for sheer excitement and adrenaline.

Hahaha! The perfect analogy for DayZ, within DayZ itself! Man this game is dull. I'll maybe try it again in 18 months once it's finally released and if we're not all too busy playing much, much better looking games with way better gameplay. Read more

Let's make this happen. Read more

OK, Guys. All those releases, and announcements are putting some pressure on me. That's why I will, here and now, announce my new game project:

I can't wait for the eventual "Grass Maintenance" Expansion Pack!

We have all these simulators popping up, but there isn't an ironic Cash-grab simulator where you make a shitty little thing and sell it for money across a variety of distribution platforms/app stores. Read more

You can participate man, the game has it flaws yes, but it's still playable, and it's very fun and addictive, just takes a few hours to get the hang of it, after you killed a poor soul... it will feel very satisfying and you keep playing dayz for hours. Read more

*sigh* I wish I could get into Dayz. I bought the Alpha a few months back and have played a total of 1 hour. Hopefully it will get better over time because I really want to participate. Read more

4 hours and nothing happened? sounds like a normal day in dayz Read more