At least he's better than the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger. Read more
At least he's better than the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger. Read more
Man, it's a pretty sad Quest for Fire parody that doesn't make a single Ron Perlman gag... Read more
You're surprised? Childish nationalism (with a dash of nuclear paranoia) is why we went to the moon the first time. Read more
I know it's not what you meant, but all I could read was Picard pothead. Read more
I'm just going to assume the lack of Led Zeppelin was an accident, not a deliberate omission.
Oh lawd. I literally just finished my postcolonial process exam three hours ago. Don't do this to me, io9. Read more
Otzi shot first. Read more
Reminds me of my 11th grade essay on Chaucer: Why Does This Guy Talk Like A Goddamn Idiot All The Time. It got a C. Read more
But for it to be liberal climate change propaganda it would have to be about something. And that's too much to ask. Read more
I doubt it was much fun for the residents of Neo-Tokyo, either. Read more
Man, I love it when you post your videos. You make the raddest shit. Read more
I don't think I've ever been more disappointed to not see Kurt Russell prancing around with a keytar. Read more
So I guess he really did turn into Kilgore Trout, just like he said he would. Read more
Just don't take Christopher Plummer. We can't lose him too... Read more
C'mon, Zeppelin. You'll let the newest monster mash CGI-splosion license your music, but Guitar Hero is still just a toy? Read more
Of course they were hollow. They were full of gasoline. That was the moral of Jurassic Park. Read more
Well, until someone puts up the proper video, I'll put this here.
Why does a videogame have a better cast than any movie I've seen in years? Read more
A documentary? Read more