Steve Marinconz's saved articles

Whoa man! Where is the NSFW warning? That kind of hyper-realistic butt touching could get someone fired. Read more

They don't reward friendly play in this game, and that's the main problem in my estimation. Let's say you hook up with a well geared group and you run with them a while. What's there to keep you from getting bored? Where are the teamwork objectives? What reward is there for that player to not get his hands on a weapon… Read more

Sometimes as a newspawn Ive gone and said something utterly absurd like 'WOOOOWOWOWOWOOOOOO' or 'STICK IT IN MY BUM' to really throw off a fully armed player who wouldve otherwise shot me on sight. Read more

This is targeted at the comment section ( I couldn't pick any one person to reply to) Read more

This is formulaic, insanely repetitive and has no real narrative. All they need is for the butt to poop out engrams once in a while and they'll make a million dollars. Read more

lol! I was baffled as to where the views were coming from and now I know! Thanks for sharing my video. To be honest, I wish I'd made a better one now! lol Read more

Alien: Isolation gave me a lot of great cinematic type scare moments. Running from killer androids while they stroll Michael Myers style after you, then ducking into a locker and turning around just to see him standing right there. Completely random but they work out almost perfectly. Read more

What, what

Its grown into a shady word, really. It only works now when you don't want to shoot a Bambi or are unarmed and believe the encountered group to be friendly. Read more

I just want to say I love that Kotaku is rooting out infringing comments and actively responding to duplicitous or factually incorrect ones. Props all the way. Read more

My best moment recently was in Far Cry 3. I have Far Cry 3 since January but only now I finally am playing it nonstop and not having other games to get in my way. I was in that mission where Jason burns the marijuana fields with a flamethrower and that reggae dubstep mix starts blasting. At that moment I really saw… Read more

Hey guys. I touched the butt. Read more

I am become butts. The destroyer of butts. To butt is to live! Read more

There doesn't seem to be a lot of gameplay depth to this butt touching simulator though, I hope your final review score properly reflects that... Read more

Did the butt ask to be touched? No? You just thought, "Hey. Look at that butt. Just floating there. I bet it wouldn't mind if I just... Touched it. Yeah. I'm not hurting anyone." Read more

I've taken to walking around everywhere with my hands up so I don't scare people. I AM friendly but it seems that pretty much everyone just wants to shoot each other so I figure maybe if I walk around with my hands up people might ease up on shooting me in the back of the head from a distance. Read more

I think what's on everyone's mind is why are we teaching our kids that it's ok to sexually assault floating disembodied butts? Read more

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCoKdq… Read more