Michael Dukakis's discussions

Thanks for pointing that out. I wouldn't have been able to sleep at all knowing that he was giving me the old fuck you. Read more

Why is that... I'm assuming mayor... flipping me the bird? Read more

Fine, throw your vote away! Read more

If you elect me... free Skyrim for some, abortions for some, and tiny American flags for others. Read more

MVP 05 was awesome. Read more

As a Mets fan I can only hope substantial body armor comes quickly. Though knowing our owners, we'd never be able to afford it. Read more

The good news is when the friction from your continued attempts to ejaculate start a fire, you won't burn to death! Read more

Love ya Tiller. Love ya. Read more

Aww damn it. Next time I need to remember to check the non-starred comments. Read more

Beaten to the punch. Read more

They had to cut the female contingent when the ESRB threatened to give the game an AO. Read more

If you or someone you love is thinking of getting into baseball. Do the right thing, don't become a Mets fan. And if you are or are in a relationship with a Mets fan... consider spaying and/or neutering your partner. Friends don't let friends be Mets fans.

I hate you. Read more

If he was smart he'd be drunk. 24/7. Read more

AND MAKING THEM BLUE! Read more

Being a Mets fan really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, reeeeeeeeeeeeally sucks. Read more

I wonder how they handle his brief career at the Secret Service. Read more

Best use of puns. Read more

Pandaring to people who love bears is always a safe bet... Read more