Michael Dukakis's discussions

What you don't know is that many commenters in that article were, in actuality sentient baseballs. Their hatred is richly earned buddy. Read more

I give a 3/5 on the viral marketing scale... Read more

I don't know, I like RollerCoaser Tycoon, but the quality throughout it's run has been up and down... Read more

Team excursion to Bible Camp. Read more

• Kyle Orton suffers from a bout of boils, while Brady Quinn breaks his ankle slipping on a frog. 3rd string QB Tim Tebow steps in and leads the Broncos to the promise land. Read more

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Even if they do one day hack it, who the hell would tell us all?! Read more

I tell you, those Lego games, everything just seems to... click. Read more

That's a lot of people! Read more

I think we could both do with some medical help... Read more

When I squint... it sort of looks like a Keebler elf tap dancing on the body of Elmer Fudd. Read more

Sounds like your brother liked to push your buttons... Read more

You conversations down there must get pretty redundant... Read more

Sidebar, Toasty Uterus is a fine meal... Read more

Looks wiiemarkable... Read more

Screw that, I'm more pissed off he supported Al Gore in 1988. Where's the fucking love Perry? Read more

If the gold is from North Korea, does that make it Il gotten? Read more

If he had a nickel for every time I used (tinkly sound effect), he'd be rolling in literally dozens nickels. It just works in so many situations. Read more

It had to be done. Read more