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Michael Dukakis's discussions
Michael Dukakis
Michael-Dukakis
How the hell do you not name your dog Beans Jerry? Read more
Those 45 million grains of rice were responsible for the deaths of several birds, how do you feel now Mr. Charity!? Read more
His doctor got the shaft in all this, after doing the procedure he's not allowed within 500 yards of their stadium. Read more
You're lucky it's just getting delayed, most twisted metal just gets scrapped. Read more
I guess she was tired of his cheating... Read more
Alternatively, you could leave a short description and I could ridicule you right now! No need to compete in some reality show! Read more
So if its called Borderlands, does that mean it has DMZ instead of DLC...? Read more
The rhetoric has been taken up a Notch... Read more
Luke would post the Handy Map of City 69, but... Read more
They're putin' a lot of effort in to this backstory... Read more
A few dead virtual horses? The consequences are neigh-gligible... Read more
That nacho joke was a bit cheesy... Read more
That jab at Ice Cube under the 1990's was... cold. Read more
How Mark Twain, Abe Lincoln, the 1982 St Louis Cardinals, Three Chimpanzees, and Chairman Mao helped me take down James Bond in a battle of wills... Read more
Make it a pun! MAKE IT A PUN! Read more
Andy Rooney meanwhile sits alone in his office, rambling on about how soccer doesn't make sense to him, then wondering why there are "so many dives when they don't play in water". Read more
I could have used something like this when I was traveling with my PS2. I had left my Ishtar DVD in there and they arrested me for carrying a massive bomb. Read more
If JohnfuckingMadden were here right now he'd be ripping you a new asshole. Read more