Michael Dukakis's discussions

Don't do it in one sitting! Cut that baby in half! Read more

One ass-dialing incident and all of a sudden we're the robot's human butlers. Read more

Doesn't being a "half-hour hero" lead to being a full time father... if you know what I mean... Read more

The alternate PSA for Hawaii... Ladies there's more to wear than Sexy Lei's... Read more

They better put them behind them... other wise they'll be looking for a new Job... Read more

He's on fire... in my mind. Read more

This will shepard in a whole shit ton of new readers... Read more

On the contrary, I think K-Rod was getting traded no matter what. Now we can dump that RIDICULOUS contract option. If Beltran's traded, then I get ... depressed. Read more

I doubt the Phillies will fall off that much after my Mets blow past both of them! Read more

Two in a row for the senior circuit!

National League, you're killing me here. You can't make it easy. Just end this. Read more

I hated building a nice realistic city and having one of those fuckers pop up. But they were no match for my bulldozer. Read more

I knew someone would find it! Read more

A hitman admitted today that he was paid to kill two men in a rice field. Two small statuettes were used in the murder, which police are calling the first case of a Knick Knack Paddy Whack. Read more

You stole my joke! You're lucky I love you. Read more

Deutschbag. Read more

I'm sure they'll raise than money in the blink of an eye. Read more

Is that a serious reply? Read more

Screwing with people for fun? Sounds more like Grouchoism.

In my defense, in the third game once I had the lead I was so focused on the no-hitter/perfect game my offense was... lacking as was my plate discipline. Read more