Michael Dukakis's discussions

Well, first of all, it just makes more sense — is posting snark a useful expense of your time? Read more

*looks at thermometer* Read more

@excaliburps: What about punning? Read more

All the Presidents Men is a great movie. Even better book. Read more

I'm sure the sequel, Indifferent Minus will be even less well recieved. Read more

Sure the Mets sucked, bit outside of that it was an amazing year. Read more

@legendnthemaking: Why not wish for something good? Like a thin crust New York style pizza. Otherwise know as real pizza. Read more

Oh yeah? Well you have cooties. Read more

Well... at the very least his name is now rather apropos... Read more

Ass Bro is pretty high on my list... but NBA 2k11 and Red Dead are my top two. Read more

@battra92: Throw in Rhode Island and you have yourself a deal. Read more

I got pulled over with Mortons and Energizer in my pockets. They booked me on a salt and battery. Read more

@geiko: Shit was so cash... Read more

Or I could eat a $100 bill (or alternatively five $20, ten $10, twenty $5, or one hundred $1, bills) and shit my money away that way while using a normal mouse! Read more

@geiko: And their sports team owners... Read more

@Batman: And their "history" books... Read more

@evanset6001: The thing that disturbs me about the commercial is how alike their G.W. looks like Robin Williams. Read more

@JDikz: Can they keep their votes then? And their governors... Read more

@Pray4Mojo: Why not play a crab fishing game on a crab fishing boat? Read more

Oh man... I knew I should have patented my idea for George Costanza's Shrinkage Simulator... Read more