play last story! Read more
play last story! Read more
i think you're going to need to submit that comment again, fifty more times, in all caps. Read more
you know, if anything — ANYTHING! — makes you contemplate suicide, you should probably stop doing it. and then you should talk to a psychotherapist as soon as possible! Read more
yeah, i wouldn't expect literature, though man! that's a story that goes some weird places. the game also has some really neat towns and locations and just keeps constantly changing and reinventing itself visually. it seriously feels like one of those sixteen-bit RPGs, come back to life. Read more
i didn't do a good job of explaining what i meant with the goof troop thing. i assure you the guy who showed it to me knows a whole bunch of stuff about a whole bunch of stuff. he was like, "there is goof troop code all over this thing". Read more
i am ready for sean bean to live. Read more
it's obviously going to be sean bean. they are not going to make the movie about old snake. it's not going to be about young snake either. it'll be about a middle-aged snake. Read more
wow, you so totally forgot that sean bean was born to play solid snake :-/ Read more
i see what you are saying, though in my post i was trying to be gentle and only indicate the tip of the iceberg. it got a lot worse, as far as i could tell. Read more
the same exact thing is happening to me what tf :-/ Read more
what i mean by that is . . . it doesn't happen very often. i'm not saying it shouldn't. it should. Read more
if you had a nickel every time someone attempted to kindle a sexual harassment scandal at a large japanese entertainment company . . . you'd probably have about a quarter's worth of nickels. Read more
it's not about Pushing The Boundaries — it's about internal consistency. the "narrative" of that trailer is so full of plot holes it's 99% air and 1% plot. Read more
you are welcome~~~ Read more
excellent question! Read more
wow — normally i just wouldn't reply to comments like yours, though i literally praised every one of those games you mention. maybe you thought you were commenting on another article? Read more
yeah, prior to announcing this game hironobu sakaguchi was all like "gears of war is awesome . . . i'd like to make something like that, someday." and immediately the internet lit up with people meandering through brainstorms re: a final fantasy game starring scary-ripped bodybuilder bros. Read more
i was definitely not at a rock climbing place! Read more
i played the heck out of this game . . . like two years ago. i am so cool. Read more
all due respect, sir, i believe the acronym CODBLOPS, which — let's remember! — activision used officially, pokes plenty of fun at itself. Read more