no, to "right-click" you tap with two fingers! Read more
no, to "right-click" you tap with two fingers! Read more
Except I didn't elaborate on my controls, or what sort of game it was I had designed: just that it was "A Different Kind Of First-Person Shooter". Read more
You might not be typing with your wrists in enough of an Emperor Palpatine posture. Read more
You know that you just lied there. :( Read more
trust me, i know how hard it is to shave floppy skin so cleanly! Read more
scope out the precision-accuracy he's stooped to in order to avoid anyone calling him a "neckbeard"! Read more
hulk is special because: Read more
yeah, it sure has been less than 100 years! it's only been 50 years since "diamond ring" came to be equated with "marriage". Read more
yeah — yeah! you'd figure that the deeply rooted "royalty" and other various masculine connotations of purple would manage to manifest themselves in modern times somehow. Read more
hah — i was thinking that, myself. that is why i capitalized it. Read more
more than the behavior of the father in this anecdote offends me with his lack of tolerance, the world that birthed that ignorant man offends me by forgetting the absolutely indisputably manliest of men walked the earth draped in glorious purple: julius caesar, prince, [the artist formerly known as prince], charles… Read more
everybody, boycott choplifter HD! reason: the developer i was pitching with didn't win the bid. man! i would have done such sweet level designs. Read more
only i have to run fifteen miles. my metabolism is such that if i don't do so before eating a single spoonful of ice cream, i will literally gain nine pounds by the next morning. Read more
no, i am saying that one marriage is a monster amount of marriage! Read more
yeah, yo, it's about having the work ethic to be THIRSTY FOR MONEY enough to piggy-back GLORIOUS FREELANCE DOLLARS on top of your full-time job. when i was in japan i had a grueling sixty-hour work-week and i freelanced like a dog every free minute. it was great! Read more
it's okay — my work visa is expired. that's why i moved back to america. to get a new one would be a monster amount of paperwork — or a monster amount of marrying a japanese lady (just one lady = a monster amount of marrying, as far as i am concerned). Read more
on the Fat Money kotaku will be paying me for what our descendants (The Future Humans) will call "The Tokyo Job", i can fly back to san francisco literally every other weekend for a gordo binge. Read more
bashcraft — say the word, and i shall move back to japan tomorrow. Read more
i hope you like the "cinnamon buns" variety! that's just about all i eat. and only after running fifteen miles or more. so i've got some work ahead of me if i want a freezer-full. Read more
ok, lee adama was an interesting character, though he was never just pegasus actual — he had a whole darn bunch of story exposure before that. Read more