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Tim Rogers
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I make videos for Kotaku. I make video games for myself and my friends. I like writing fiction. Someday I will publish a novel. Who knows!

as i said in a comment above, "the horse can't walk backward and has no first-person view mode" was an actual complaint central to a 1 out of 10 user review on metacritic! (just like all of these other points on my list, which, yes, was difficult to write with hands that were trembling from so much lol.) Read more

i don't know, bro: i lolled pretty hard while typing up #5. not enough people picked on that one. :-/ Read more

borrow one from somebody! it's The Weirdest Thing: everybody i know who bought a 3DS at launch Read more

how about this, nintendo: i will give you one dollar a month for four new super mario 3D land levels. Read more

kotaku sure has some good video game reviews, these past couple days! Read more

alternate advice: if your boyfriend buys skyrim, break up with him before he can put the disc in the machine. don't respect lack of taste! Read more

what if you have an enlarged prostate and have to urinate painfully every five minutes for two hours following ejaculation? Read more

it's legal the same sort of way it's legal for them to tell an employee he's getting a pay cut. it's totally different from discrimination. zynga — who are analytics / metrics masters, etc — have mathematical data to back up judgments of employee performance. the underperformers are the ones being allegedly Read more

seriously. people hate on this logo too much. why don't people hate on activision's logo? "it's just some letters"; "it looks exactly like it did in 1982". huh.

no, unfortunately this is perfectly legal! it's a Genuine Concern for a big company, and a Genuinely Big Concern for a huge company :-/ Read more

this is the best news i have ever heard. (maybe) Read more

this is a topic i would love to sit in a room and hear some big game developers of big titles from japan and america and the rest of the world alike talk over, hopefully to the point where they are deeply ashamed of themselves and begging for forgiveness. Read more

has no one pointed out that the guy in the "more recession" image is Definitely Niko? Read more

man! i met this guy a bunch of times at E3. he is a pretty awesome dude. Read more

Now, if only she were Doglady instead of Catwoman, it would be a pun (instead of throughpoking subconscious womanfearing)! Read more

well, almost unique is good enough, yeah? Read more