@Fernando Jorge: it's not fun if you use the side of the hammer! i wanted the friction! Read more
@Fernando Jorge: it's not fun if you use the side of the hammer! i wanted the friction! Read more
@Nintendocrazed: aragorn has more sticky friction! that's what it's all about! feeling the blade sink into the monster, deep and hard, right here, right now. gandalf is about as fun as pressing a button and making a house explode ten miles away. Read more
oh god! someone buy those for me. i will totally wear them. i am not even kidding. i will model them (i will wear them on top of my adidas track pants)! Read more
well, the women who know you've been in rehab are the most fundamentally exciting! Read more
wow, yeah, wow, that is definitely not the best way to advertise a game. Read more
@DoktorFunkenstein: and! to be most perfectly technical, it's safe to call a hawaiian man "a hawaii man", as long as he lives in hawaii. (sometimes hawaiian people live somewhere else.) Read more
@John_Norad: right on dude let's high-five IRL sometime ^^)=b Read more
@PrivateUguu: thanks! Read more
@Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.: it got insanely hard for people with lives, you mean! Read more