Ah, the virtues of being patient. Screw that! While the iPhone 5 will be assembled in China, and while we should have specific details on it soon, one Chinese company decided it could not wait. So it made this.

This is the "Goophone i5". The Android phone was created based on leaks and renderings of the upcoming iPhone 5. Dig the two-tone back!

The wizards at Goophone even have a frantic video with peppy music and endless zooms that shows workers assembling the Goophone i5. Is the clip speed up or do they just work REALLY FAST?!

The Chinese Make Their Own iPhone 5: The Goophone i5 [MIC]

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